loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
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(via laugh-addict)

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via daleyprophet)

king-gavinn:

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

Is this a fall out boy song?

(via googlequeen)

tobiasxva:

ryanafeagin:

scumfolk:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Now that’s what I call justice 

God bless this post.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Amen

(via andthenabanana)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via pizza)

Under appreciated characters [3/?] > Uchiha Izuna

(via luzhikari)

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magnezone:

lappi:

route119:

The pokecen is selling klefki keyholders
Finally
Guess where all my keys are going!!

oh no it’s so cute

buy me this

magnezone:

lappi:

route119:

The pokecen is selling klefki keyholders

Finally

Guess where all my keys are going!!

oh no it’s so cute

buy me this

(via ullragg)

duckhymn:

This game is testing me. 

(via ullragg)